How to start talking to her: hard cases

Last time, I asked you to look closely into her pictures and find something interesting which is not her physical beauty. Unfortunately, some Russian girls show nothing but this.

Pictures are clickable and lead to the profiles.

I don’t know about you, but I find them

  1. Attractive
  2. Lacking any information besides the physical appearance. There’s no starting point for a conversation.

Well, when you don’t have anything to talk about, you could use some templates. But at least make sure they are:

  1. Funny. You could make fun of yourself (people feel comfortable when you make fun of yourself) or a little bit of her (people like when you push the borders a little bit).
  2. Your own. Otherwise, if she heard it already, it’s gonna be a shame.


Here are some of mine:

  • If her profile is basically empty, you could think up something about her. For example: You said nothing about herself. It feels like you have something to hide: so maybe you work as an assasin or have a body of Hulk.
  • If her profile misses some information or contains some absurd data, you could exaggerate it: You didn’t say your weight on your page. For me, it’s quite important you are below 400 kg.
  • If she ignores your first message: People say pretty girls are spoiled and don’t respond. I’ll white while you’ll not sleep well and with greasy hair. If she doesn’t respond this one as well, move on.
What are your templates? If you’re like me (not caring much), share them in comments. Otherwise, keep it for yourself.